• “He was the kind of motherfucker who could charm a snake into a necktie.”
• “She had a smile that could disarm even the most hardened motherfucker.”
• “Life’s too short to dance around the truth, so I’ll just say it: you’re one magnificent motherfucker.”
• “They say every cloud has a silver lining, but that motherfucker’s got a platinum trim.”
• “You can call me a dreamer, but I’ll be damned if I’m not a relentless motherfucker about it.”
• “Some motherfuckers bring light into the world; others just flick the switch.”
• “I don’t need luck; I’ve got the determination of a motherfucker on a mission.”
• “She wore confidence like a crown and grace like a motherfucker.”
• “Life’s a puzzle, and I’m the motherfucker who won’t rest until all the pieces fit.”
• “In a world full of ordinary, be the extraordinary motherfucker.”
• “They told me I couldn’t, so I did—because I’m a stubborn motherfucker like that.”
• “You’re not just any motherfucker; you’re the one that makes the world a better place.”
• “When life throws punches, I throw motherfuckers back.”
• “She had a laugh that could turn a gray sky into a motherfucking rainbow.”
• “The universe may be vast, but you’re the only motherfucker I see.”
• “You’ve got more fire in your belly than a dragon with indigestion—you magnificent motherfucker.”
• “He was the kind of motherfucker who could turn lemons into a damn fine lemonade stand.”
• “In a sea of mediocrity, be the motherfucking lighthouse.”
• “Some motherfuckers play the game; others change the rules.”
• “Life’s a rollercoaster, and I’m the motherfucker riding it with hands in the air.”

• That motherfucker’s got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician on steroids.
• Don’t mess with that motherfucker unless you want a one-way ticket to Pain Town.
• She’s as fierce as a motherfucker in a lion’s den.
• That motherfucker’s got a mouth smoother than butter on hot toast.
• He’s slicker than a motherfucker on an ice rink.
• Watch out for that motherfucker, he’s a snake in sheep’s clothing.
• She’s a motherfucker with a heart of gold and a tongue like a razor blade.
• Don’t let that motherfucker’s smile fool you, he’s trouble wrapped in charm.
• That motherfucker’s got more lives than a cat on a hot tin roof.
• He’s as stubborn as a motherfucker on a mission.
• She’s colder than a motherfucker’s stare in the dead of winter.
• That motherfucker’s about as reliable as a chocolate teapot.
• Don’t cross paths with that motherfucker unless you’re ready to dance with the devil.
• She’s sharper than a motherfucker’s wit on a caffeine high.
• He’s as smooth as a motherfucker sliding down a greased pole.
• That motherfucker’s got more stories than a library on fire.
• Don’t underestimate that motherfucker, he’s got tricks tucked away like a magician’s hat.
• She’s a motherfucker with a knack for turning chaos into art.
• He’s tougher than a motherfucker’s resolve in the face of adversity.
• Don’t let that motherfucker’s charm fool you, he’s got a heart as black as coal.

Another Motherfucker quotes

• That motherfucker’s got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician on speed.
• You can try to outsmart that motherfucker, but he’s playing chess while you’re playing checkers.
• She’s as unpredictable as a tornado in a trailer park, that motherfucker.
• He’s slicker than oil on a slip ‘n slide, that motherfucker.
• Don’t mess with that motherfucker unless you’re ready to dance with the devil.
• That motherfucker’s got more attitude than a rattlesnake with a hangover.
• He’s like a bad penny, that motherfucker just keeps turning up.
• She’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra, that motherfucker.
• He’s got more nerve than a toothache, that motherfucker.
• She’s got more curves than a racetrack, that motherfucker.
• He’s about as trustworthy as a fox in a henhouse, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more baggage than a carousel at the airport.
• He’s as stubborn as a mule with a migraine, that motherfucker.
• She’s as fierce as a lioness protecting her cubs, that motherfucker.
• Don’t underestimate that motherfucker; he’s got more brains than a zombie buffet.
• He’s smoother than silk on a baby’s bottom, that motherfucker.
• She’s sharper than a tack dipped in vinegar, that motherfucker.
• He’s got more moves than a snake in a salsa competition, that motherfucker.
• She’s as wild as a mustang on the open range, that motherfucker.
• He’s as twisted as a pretzel in a yoga class, that motherfucker.

• That motherfucker’s got more layers than an onion in therapy.
• He’s as slick as a greased pig in a mud pit, that motherfucker.
• She’s colder than a penguin’s toenail, that motherfucker.
• Don’t mess with that motherfucker; he’s got a temper hotter than a jalapeño in hell.
• He’s got more charm than a used car salesman on commission, that motherfucker.
• She’s as elusive as a shadow in the night, that motherfucker.
• He’s as bold as a bull in a china shop, that motherfucker.
• She’s got more secrets than a priest in a confessional, that motherfucker.
• He’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more energy than a kid on a sugar rush.
• She’s as fierce as a dragon guarding its treasure, that motherfucker.
• He’s as slippery as an eel in a bucket of oil, that motherfucker.
• Don’t cross paths with that motherfucker; he’s got a mean streak wider than the Mississippi.
• She’s sharper than a tack dipped in lemon juice, that motherfucker.
• He’s got more style than a peacock in mating season, that motherfucker.
• She’s got more curves than a roller coaster, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more hustle than a New York City street vendor.
• He’s as stubborn as a mule in quicksand, that motherfucker.
• She’s got more wit than a stand-up comedian, that motherfucker.
• Don’t underestimate that motherfucker; he’s got more tricks than a magician’s hat.

Getting over with Motherfucker quotes

• He’s as sharp as a tack and twice as dangerous, that motherfucker.
• Don’t play poker with that motherfucker; he’s got more bluffs than a canyon.
• She’s got more sass than a Southern belle on a hot day, that motherfucker.
• He’s as slick as a snake oil salesman, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more hustle than a one-armed paper hanger.
• She’s as fierce as a storm at sea, that motherfucker.
• He’s got more luck than a leprechaun with a four-leaf clover, that motherfucker.
• Don’t try to outwit that motherfucker; he’s got more cunning than a fox in a henhouse.
• She’s as feisty as a cornered cat, that motherfucker.
• He’s as smooth as bourbon on a summer’s night, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more moves than a cat burglar.
• She’s as unpredictable as a roll of the dice, that motherfucker.
• Don’t step on that motherfucker’s toes; he’s as sensitive as a prima donna.
• He’s got more charm than a charmer at a snake pit, that motherfucker.
• She’s as tough as nails and twice as sharp, that motherfucker.
• That motherfucker’s got more game than a game show host.
• He’s as cool as a cucumber in a snowstorm, that motherfucker.
• She’s as wild as a bucking bronco, that motherfucker.
• He’s got more charisma than a cult leader, that motherfucker.
• Don’t cross paths with that motherfucker; he’s as dangerous as a cornered rat.